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Buy Elfs (book)
$15 – order includes PDF (to get it, contact me directly)

Buy Elfs (PDF)
$5 – PDF alone

Book orders require the customer to pay shipping costs. PDF orders are fulfilled manually and are subject to minor delays.

How I wrote it
Some time in 1999, I was reading the comic Poison Elves, and I scribbled some notes, beginning with ”Elfs. They roam.” What I had in mind wasn’t much like the comic, although Drew Hayes’ utterly personal vision showed me that I might have one too. Somehow the fantasy trope I was most ready to snark at, “elves,” itched at me.

Satire

Downloads
Character sheets by Ben Morgan